Photoage Your Face for Poontang

 
Did an article a little while back. NudeSpots Guide to Photoaging Prevention.
That article was for the ladies. Ladies don’t want photoaging and wrinkles.
This article is for the dudes – young dudes.
 

Pre-35

It’s tough. You still look like a baby boy. A precious little baby boy. Maybe you got some nice facial hair, but no wrinkles, no aging. Women don’t want that. They want a man with some mileage on his soul. They want to see a little pain and suffering on your face. Wrinkles are wisdom and experience. Guy with a baby face and no wrinkles knows nothing – he’s still a boy. Boys make good toys, not much else. Guy with some roughness on his face knows some things. That’s girl treasure.
What do you do if you look like a baby? You need to age yourself. Seek stress. Exhaust yourself. Suffer. Get some experience and rack up that mileage.
Another good thing – photoage your face. Toast your mug in the sun and get some extra wrinkles. It’s like makeup for men. Put it on thick.
Who are the “sexiest men alive” in the woman magazines? It ain’t Justin Bieber. It’s George Clooney and Hugh Jackman. Get wrinkly. Look at Steel Panther – wrinkly.

 

How to Photoage Your Face for Poontang

Go to that photoaging prevention article and don’t follow it. Avoid the photoprotective foods and nutrients. Learn what they are and run away from them. If one of them ends up in your mouth spit it out. If it’s good for your skin, it’s bad for poontang.
Get your ass to the beach, get outside, get in the sun – a lot. Toast that face. Cook it.  Women want you cooked well done
Don’t get burned though. You don’t want photodamage and skin cancer. You want to slow cook your face. You won’t be able to photoage yourself fast. It’s a patient process. Bring a book.
That same sun cooking your face is also causing vitamin D production, which will bump up your testosterone and libido. Women can smell that.  And it’s causing nitric oxide release, which is good for your boners.
They want you wrinkly, but also ready.

 

When Women Start Saying You’re Too Old

Okay, okay. Back off. This is just for young guys to season themselves a little bit. You want to cook your face, but not burn the steak. You want a little bit of wrinkles, but when the wrinkles start scaring away poontang then re-read that photoaging prevention article and start following it precisely. You can slow down and prevent further photoaging, even reverse it a little bit. That’s where you want to be.
Go a little too far, then bring it back a bit.

 

Sun Your Junk Too

If you’re aged upstairs, but young downstairs – they’ll notice. That’s a classic rookie mistake. Don’t get caught like that. Sun yourself above the belt and below the belt equally. That’ll bump up your testosterone even more too.
What can’t the sun do?

 

That’s it

Real simple. Life doesn’t have to be complicated. And if you look a little older, girls will automatically think you have more money, which they also love.
Find a nude spot near you where you can sun your face and your junk.
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Until next time,
Austin

 

 

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